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30.12.12

Mayo Chiki! - The Butler and the Review


I noticed that I review a lot of anime that have butlers in it, and for that, I apologize. But Mayo Chiki! is totally worth it; I promise! 


I bet they're twins! ... Yeah, no. They're the same person. 

Mayo Chiki is a light Japanese novel created in late 2009 by Hajime Asano with illustrations by Seiji Kikuchi. It was later on adapted into a manga and eventually into an anime, spawning 13 episodes of hilarious (and a bit fanservice-y) adventures. Now, I watched them all, but I personally think that at the 12th episode, it’s worth ending for the viewer; the 13th episode has nothing to do with the quote on quote, “end”.  

I will admit, they could have done some better plot with the story, but the story of a girl as a butler who runs into a guy who has gynophobia is a pretty damn good plot – especially when he finds out that Subaru Konoe (the butler) who is supposedly a guy is actually a girl. So then spawns the hilarious and interesting adventures that eventually bring the secluded butler out of her/his shell into having plenty of friends. 

The ranking for this one will be a bit different; this time there’s no funny way of ranking the characters, sorry. It’s just the normal 1 (Horrible) – 10 (Awesome) ranking of the characters. Also, all the characters are alphabetized, per usual. c: 




The Cast

Secretly Plotting Your Demise since 2009
Kanade Suzutsuki – the only daughter of the school’s principal that Jirō, Subaru, herself, and the majority of the cast attends. Personally, to me, she is a Grade-A bitch, sadistic as hell, and sees everything as a passing amusement to her. Also, since she’s the single daughter of the school’s principal, if anyone crosses her or she doesn’t get what she wants, she can easily send someone away. Pathetic, but meh. I don’t like her, and granted she somewhat changes; I still haven’t swayed my opinion of her. She supposedly fell in love with Konoe Subaru (her butler, who is also a she, might I add) when she was younger, and since then considered her only as a sister; so it’s implied that she’s bisexual; but that’s not what’s bothering me. What bothers me is that she uses people to get what she wants; and granted that’s how today’s society is, but still. Ugh; she just – I want slap her! She eventually falls in love with the male protagonist, Kinjirō Sakamachi, because he was the first to tell her to move out of his way; and -hopefully- turns her down in favour of Subaru. Bratty and just plain jealous – two qualities that I hate in a character, and sadly it placed her rather low on my scale.

Score: 4 out of 10

What? What do you want me to do, punch someone?
Kinjirō Sakamachi otherwise known as “Chick-kun” (nickname from Masamune Usami) suffers from what people call gynophobia (fear of females) due to his sister (Kureha) and his mother (Akemi Sakamachi, who is not mentioned in this review!) using him as a punching bag when he was younger that he would have nosebleeds to stop them (so that there wouldn’t be any blood on the carpets and thus a clean home). He finds out Subaru Konoe’s secret (Shocking News: Chicken Boy Finds out Butler’s Amazing Secret! //shot by fangirls and then brought back to life through necromancy and this isn’t Kore Wa Zombie Desu Ka? back to reviewing Mayo Chiki!!) Jirō is then forced to keep her secret, unless he wants everyone to find out that Subaru is actually a girl and then destroy the entire foundations of everyone’s life. But then again, it would actually be pretty funny to see a plot twist where he doesn’t have gynophobia, finds out her secret, and then somehow cruelly expose it to the world…

Wait, this is a romance light novel. Never mind.

Kinjirō, you may have a crappy name, but you’re an awesome dude. My only wish is that you actually stood up for yourself more and refused to take Suzutsuki’s shit. But eh, a guy can only do so much.

Score: 9.5 out of 10

Adorable yet Dangerous... 
Kureha Sakamachi is the younger sister to Kinjirō Sakamachi (Obviously, they share the same last name. Who wouldn’t know that? I mean… really) and avid kickboxing nut. Since their mother is a world champion in kickboxing, it doesn’t surprise the viewer that she would want to be the same way. She, along with her mother, is the main cause behind Kinjirō’s gynophobia, but in the same way, it’s how she shows her love. She falls for Subaru Konoe episode 02, “I Fell In Love!” and eventually comes to accepting Suzutsuki as a sister (Face. Palm. I mean… WHY. WHY OF ALL THINGS). She has a giant teddy bear that she uses as a punching bag when Jirō isn’t there (which I think is shown in episode 02, but I am not sure so don’t quote me on that). As a character, Kureha is actually what I see in a little sister, as weird as it sounds. She has her flaws, but all she wants is that her brother to be happy and to have friends. What fifteen/sixteen year old wouldn’t want that? 

The bear, destroyed in a fit of teenage love. 










Score: 8 out of 10

Usami, also plotting your demise since 2009.
Masamune Usami is a former member of the S4 (Shooting Star Subaru-Sama!), which consists of all the fangirls who harbour deep feelings for the aloof butler of Suzutsuki’s. She blackmailed Jirō  with photographs of him with Subaru (which she thinks Subaru was cross-dressing) in episode 02, “I Fell in Love!” into going to the school fair with her in episode 05, “Please Go Out With Me” and episode 06, “Let’s Start a War”. Eventually she became a friend and started to help Jirō out with his gynophobia (what is with people and trying to cure him of that? I mean… he doesn’t like you; quit trying to help). Her name is often confused with usage, which means “rabbit” in Japanese (for those who are weeboos out there…) and hence her nickname “Usagi-chan” from Suzutsuki. She’s an okay character, a bit too brash and rather rude – maybe a tsundere? Not sure on that, don’t quote me. As long as she doesn’t try to hook up with Jirō, I’m good.

Score: 8 out of 10

I bet if I look like this, I can beat that pretty boy over at Kuroshitsuji....
Nagare Konoe is the head butler of the Suzutsuki family and father to Subaru Konoe. He has some pretty nifty tricks up his sleeve, and is overprotective of his daughter; which is understandable as Subaru lost her mother at a very young age. The Suzutsuki family wanted him to remarry, but Subaru refused to hear about it and stayed on as the butler to Kanade (the bitch). He’s pissed at Jirō for finding out his daughter’s secret (aka, fondling her in episode 01, “End of Earth” and taught Subaru all he knew. For a dad, he’s pretty cool – and as a butler. However, I kinda don’t like him; I find his personality annoying and a bit whiny. Overall, he’s a good guy, but… meh. Wish he wasn’t as uptight about things.

Score: 7 out of 10

Everyone needs glasses!! :D
Nakuru Narumi is a classmate of Subaru Konoe and Kinjirō Sakamachi. She’s obsessed with glasses, doushinji, BL, and well… anything involving Jirō and Subaru really. She’s ditzy, and when she’s drunk off of caffeine, she apparently gains the powers to remove people’s clothing (shown in episode 08, “The First Time”) during the paintball fight to get Subaru’s/ Punyuru’s affection (a kiss on the cheek). She is also known as the president of the “Let’s Warmly Protect Subaru-Sama Committee” which is really just a committee that fangirls over Kinjirō’s and Subaru’s supposed “relationship”. With glasses (which is her thing). Nakuru, in my opinion, was there for only the fanservice as she… well, has big assets. And cat ears, with glasses. Tell me she’s not there for the fanservice. I dare you. 

This is what she dreams of, daily.
(This show is not a shonen-ai, or BL!)


Score: 8.5 out of 10

The female protagonist. 
Subaru Konoe – is the butler to Kanade Suzutsuki and female protagonist of Mayo Chiki!. Has the looks, the attitude of not to be messed with, and supposedly 100% male with a fangirl club, right? Well, if you watch the opening, it’s kinda obvious that the character is 100% female. Yeah, Subaru here cross-dress as a butler to serve her mistress, Suzutsuki (or as I like to call her, the Bitch). It goes back to the Konoe family males serving the Suzutsuki family, and since Subaru is the only child of the recent head butler, she took upon herself to be the butler to Kanade. Kinjirō, or rather just Jirō, finds her secret out by accident, and at first she didn’t trust him –but eventually s/he warms up to him and the students begin to assume that they’re in a relationship (well… they are, but not the kind that they’re thinking). In episode 11, “Hic!” Subaru is forced to quit as a butler since Suzutsuki fell from the top of the stairs, and eventually the two fanclubs (Shooting Star Subaru-Sama/S4 and their opponent, Let’s Warmly Protect Subaru-Sama Committee which both appeared in episode 02, “I Fell In Love!” and both fanclubs are pictured below) call a temporary truce to bring her/him back into being a butler. During episode 07, “Let’s Elope” she is introduced as Subaru’s “cousin,” Punyuru Takanashi in order to deflect suspicion of her being Subaru, aka the butler who is completely, 100% male. She’s also obsessed with the “Lost Sheep” plush series. But I mean, seriously. WHO CAN RESIST THEM; THEY’RE SO CUTE~~~ >w< 

SCREW THE GIRL, I WANT THE SHEEP! 


However, I do have a problem with Subaru. I kinda wish she was more direct towards Jirō when they were alone about her feelings and not skirting around the bush. Especially with Suzutsuki messing with their emotions like the manipulative bitch she is. I mean, if I were a student there, I’d still kick her ass even if it did get me suspended. No one messes with my emotions like that; or my friends. 

But I digress. 

I really hate that she (Subaru) lets Suzutsuki walk over her like that. But at the same time, I can understand why she would do that. Being a butler plus a female, it’s probably rather harsh. That, and Mayo Chiki! is actually a romantic comedy (I think…?) light novel so it’s understandable as to why she is that way. That, and she’s never really had any friends to begin with… eh, I can look over that. 

Score: 9.5 out of 10 


Overall Score:  7.8 out of 10

Not bad, cast of Mayo Chiki! You all did nicely, considering you had that bitch that had a 4. But meh, what can I say? And before you fanboys get your knickers twisted over Kanade getting a 4, put yourselves in Jirō’s shoes (gynophobia and all) and you try to get Subaru to admit her feelings for you. 

Try it. 

I doubt you’d get anywhere though. 


The Plot:

As stated before, Mayo Chiki! Is a light novel created back in ’09. Wikipedia sums up the plot in a pretty good sense for me, 

“The story revolves around Kinjirō Sakamachi, a 17 year old high school boy who suffers from gynophobia. The gynophobia sickness makes his nose bleed every time he has physical contact with a female. While using the bathroom he accidentally discovers that the popular and handsome butler Subaru Konoe is in fact a girl. Now that Kinjirō knows about Subaru's secret, he must work together with Subaru and her sadistic mistress, Kanade, to protect Subaru’s secret from being discovered.” (Wikipedia.org)

It’s a cutesy story, full of hilarious and pretty amusing outcomes. The series overall could have been taken out more, expanded a bit more – but alas I have to settle with the 13 (12, not counting the last episode) episodes that have already been out. Subaru’s a good character; just lost and confused. Jirō’s a good character who is just trying to find his way in life and following his dad’s way of life. 



Obligatory kissing picture for you guys! 


However, again, I feel like the story could have expanded a bit more to the end of their year in school; but I could also see where Subaru and Jirō would actually separate, and I don’t think the fanbase would like that. I give it the ranking I gave it solely based on the fact that I felt that there were a lot of unexplored parts of the Mayo Chiki! series, and it kinda gives it away during the opening that Subaru Konoe is a girl. I’d like to figure that out on my own, thanks – and not during the first episode.

Overall Score:  8.5 out of 10

The Animation:

The animation is actually quite simple and clean. Very few errors from what I could gather. It was not too bad, and was actually quite clear to see. The videos I was viewing the anime from were screwing up, but it’s not the animations’ fault. It’s similar to Tonari no Kaibutsu-kun, and Kämpher; but I don’t think it’s the same studio that animated them.

An example.

Overall Score:  9.5 out of 10

Next Time...

The next anime I watch for a review will hopefully be as short as this one, but since I’m putting the ENTIRE LIST that I’ve compiled over the day of watching Mayo Chiki! (28/12/12) into a randomizer and then watching said anime in that order and after watching it, reviewing it. So maybe I’ll actually have something, you know, to bring this blog from the dead! Haha… dead.

Say, wasn’t the world supposed to end on the 21st? Why the hell didn’t that happen?

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Now… the anime that I’m going to torture myself next with watch next is…

Hellsing Ultimate.

Oh. Lovely. Vampires; blood. Whoo, what fun!

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Sources:
Images Found on Google
Mayo Chiki! © Hajime Asano
Wikipedia.org
YouTube (for the video)


25.4.12

Black Butler, Season II: That’s what makes me a Reviewer


Scale: (1 Creepy – 10 Most Worthy)

Indeed, the world is ending.

Warning: Those who have a fear of spiders, do not read this review, or watch this series. There are spiders in it.


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FUCK THIS SHIT. I DON’T WANT TO REVIEW THIS ONE!
-sigh-
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-cough- Ahem. Sorry about that rant, but I just went through the episodes again, and well… why me? (ι´Д)
This looks promising.
So here we are again (damn it) and I’m finally getting around to reviewing Kuroshitsuji II, for you English speaking people, Black Butler, Season II. The first one was a trip, but this one is a bigger one. Why?
Because of this creep:




Stay away from me. I have bug spray.
Meet Claude Faustus, whom we’ll discuss later on down the review. Now, why do I consider him a creep better than Alois? Because well…

He’s a fucking spider demon. Don’t believe me? Just take a look :

'Sup?

Yeah; he’s a creep; a big time creep, even. He surpasses even Alois, guys. He’s that fucking creepy. So, what exactly does the second season of Black Butler have in store for us? Well, take a look:
Kuroshitsuji II takes place in the second half of the 19th Century in England, where the Trancy household resides. It is set one year and three months after the ending of the first season. After the second episode, the series will mostly follow Ciel and his servants, and the characters of the Phantomhive household, including Elizabeth Midford. Ciel was presumed dead at the end of the first series, but Sebastian had in fact never succeeded in taking Ciel's soul to begin with. Nonetheless, Ciel has lost his memories, including those about Angelina Durless's death, Grell, Soma and Agni, and Angela.” (Kuroshitsuji Wiki)
Oh my god, they didn’t. Sebastian must be pissed about the fact that he lost his dinner. I mean, that soul was ripe, just brimming with delicious spices and poor Sebastian must have been dying to sink his teeth on Ciel’s soul… only to have it be stolen, retrieved, and reset to 0%.
            Now, a thing about the cast list: if there are certain characters missing (i.e. the comedic people: Bardroy, Finni, Mey-Rin etc. etc.) is because I’ve already went over them in the last review, and don’t see a point in having them in this one; you hardly see any of them, really. If there’s a character listed, it’s for reviewing. Several characters do come back. Hint: The colour red.  
Well, as long as I’ve tried to put it off… it looks like the inevitable has come… hold on to your hats ladies and gents; we’re off on another horrendous adventure!

The Cast:

Phantomhive Household:

I'm still here, bitch.
Ciel Phantomhive in this season is still a brat with a demon butler, too much wealth, and too much power. Although, in Kuroshitsuji II, he’s more determined to get his hands on the murderer of his parents (Whom he believes to be Alois Trancy) and will do nothing to stop it. In Episode 7, “Deathly Butler,” Ciel actually manages to gravely harm Alois. Holy shit kid, you’re 13! You shouldn’t be messing with swords at that age, I don’t care if you’re the Earl of Phantomhive or not! Well, pretty much, Ciel lost his memory, having it reset back to 0%, and thinks that Alois is the one who murdered his parents and ruined his childhood (boo hoo). However, that’s not the kicker. The kicker is that Ciel actually turns into a demon at the end of the series. Yeah, didn’t see that coming did you?

Surprised?


So, Ciel Phantomhive does not turn into a dinner for Sebastian. DAMN IT. I was hoping that would happen! But eh, I will admit, I do feel bad for Sebastian, having to deal with this brat for the rest of eternity (since y’know, Sebastian didn’t get his dinner Ciel’s soul). Surprisingly, however, Ceil redeemed himself in this season, and he’s a more likeable character now. I just wish he would stop being so… I don’t know, pushy about his pride being wounded?

Score: 5.5 out of 10

Dinner. Obey me.
Sebastian Michaelis or known to the fangirl base as “Sebby-chan” (ugh… I want to delete those words so badly…) is the demon butler for the Phantomhive estate. Don’t let his looks fool you, girls, he’s a devil. He wants to nom on Ciel’s soul, which is how we all thought the first season ended, but alas! We were wrong. He and Claude eventually settle onto an agreement to… I guess the term I’m looking for is to “share” Ciel’s soul.  Again, at the end of the series, since Ciel’s turned into a devil spawn demon, I guess poor Sebastian here’s stuck with the brat for eternity. However, he does seem more protective (since his food was being threatened) of Ciel, and even mentions in Episode 10, “Zero Butler” that Claude “had his grubby hands all over my dinner.” Goes to show that Sebastian does have a nice side, but that’s only when his food is being threatened. Huh. I only gave him as a high rating as I did (below) because I found it amusing that he went to such great lengths to get his food, and in the end that dream was squashed.

Noms, denied.

Score: 4.5 out of 10

Overall Score: 5 out of 10

Hey, it looks like the pair actually got a legit 5/10! That’s a rarity, but the Shinigamis still have you beat. Sorry Phantomhive household, you weren’t good enough.

The Shinigamis:

A Reaper of Death © Grell Sutcliff
Grell Sutcliff hey, the red reaper is back~ Hurrah! Grell this time serves as an actual character and does have a -somewhat- bigger role in this season. This time, he teams up with Sebastian to help get his dinner back get Ciel back from Claude, and serves as a “plot mover.” In Episode 3, “Wench Butler,” Grell shows up and Ciel has a flashback to Madam Red (when he saw the coat) and calls him a freak. However, in Episodes 10 and 11, “Zero Butler” and “Crossroads Butler,” Grell actually pulls his weight around and helps out after Sebastian pretty much… seduced the Shinigami into helping him (oh my god, I shuddered when I typed that). So his previous 9.5 rating actually went down another .5 because he got seduced (ugh…) into helping the demon butler, when he could’ve sat back and watched the outcome.

Score: 9 out of 10

Dude, I totally forgot my line.
Ronald Knox has a grand total of 20 lines in the entire season, and shows up in one episode, that being Episode 9, “Hollow Butler.” The only reason why I’m reviewing this character because, hey, new guy! Ronald Knox is apparently one of Grell’s apprentices (I share you pain, dude, I share your pain…), and thinks that he needs to change his line. He’s caught in a battle between William T. Spears and Sebastian, and eventually gives up the chase due to the fact that William got his glasses knocked off his face. Oh, and his death scythe? It’s a freaking lawn mower. Also, did you notice that every Shinigami’s death scythe had to do with gardening tools?

I kid you not; lookit:

Are they specialized in gardening or landscaping?


Anyways, back to the review. Ronald is an okay character; I haven’t seen much of him to give him an accurate score, even if he’s one of Grell’s apprentices.
No, not even a grin will help out your score. Nice try though.

Score: 8.5 out of 10

Overall Score: 8.8 out of 10

Tsk, tsk, Shinigami’s. You’re down a couple of points from before… granted that I only reviewed two of you, but there’s honestly no point in reviewing the others because A) I don’t think the Undertaker shows up (don’t quote me on that, and for you people who nit-pick, I will ignore you) and B) we’ve already established that William’s obsessed with not getting overtime.

Trancy Household:

Creepy and you know it.
Alois Trancy, the earl of the Trancy household. This kid may look like he’s 14, but not only does he looks like he’s younger, he’s a fucking creeper. I mean, seriously. In episodes 5 and 6, “Beacon Butler,” and “Bedwed Butler” he has Hannah strip and takes on her clothes instead. Not only that, but in the first episode of the entire season he gouged her eye out. Tell me this kid isn’t crazy. I dare you audience, I dare you. Gaaah this kid gives me the creeps; which is pretty sad because honestly, he isn’t bad looking. If he wasn’t so psychohappy, overall creepy, and demanding all the time, I might consider giving him a higher rating; but… god this kid…

Also, a fun fact about Alois: his real name is Jim Macken; meaning, he isn’t of pureblood of the line. He inherited the title when the previous head of the family (a pedo) named him the heir before he passed away. Good lord… no wonder this kid is fucked up!   

Score:  3.5 out of 10

Can't see without my glasses
Claude Faustus, the demon butler of the Trancy Household. Remember the guy at the beginning? Yeah; that’s him: the creeper; the spider demon. Instead of silver knives, he fights with gold knives. Instead of cats (like Bassie), Claude here likes canaries. What is he, a D*sney princess? I mean, I honestly think he’s a legit stalker. -sigh-

Anyways, Claude here strikes up a bargain with Sebastian to get Alois’s soul, while Bassie gets Ciel’s, only the plan backfires and he ends up lusting for Ciel’s soul instead. He only used Alois as a tool to get Ciel (meanwhile, the psychohappy child is wondering why Claude doesn’t love him and freaking out over that). Eventually, the pair (Sebastian and Claude) duke it out, and lo behold, Claude is mortally (er… demonally…? Is that even a word) wounded, and eventually dies. Thank god. Overall, Claude could be a really good demon antagonist if he just weren’t so… weird. Although, the tap dancing moves in the first episode, “Clawed Butler” was pretty sweet.


You gotta love that dancing.


Score: -100 1 out of 10

Ran Mao is better than you.
Hannah Annafeloz is the maid for the Trancy household. Timid, shy, and afraid of Alois, you find out that in the first episode, her eye’s gouged out. After that, she follows whatever Alois tells her (in fear) and pretty much is used for fanservicing. She can use weapons pretty well, and you’d think she was human… until Episode 7, “Deathly Butler,” in which she’s a human sheathe for a demon sword.

What.
Yup, so technically, Hannah isn’t human. She’s a demon. Great; another one of you creeps.

So yeah, Hannah is a demon, who made a contract with Alois’s brother (Luka) and ate his soul; because Luka’s one wish was to “make his brother [Alois] happy.”
-sigh-
I wonder when I can flip the table again… (ι´Д)
Score: 2.5 out of 10

Who was who again...?
The Triplets are demon butlers. What, does Alois have an entire staff just of demons? Good lord kid. :T Well, anyways, the triplets names are Cantebury, Thompson, and Timber. Don’t ask me which is which, because well, they’re triplets. They’re followers of Hannah Annafeloz, for whatever reason. Not much is known about them, but all I know is that they’re triplets, demons, and the fact that you never hear them talk.
Never.
That said I’m kinda glad that I can’t figure out what they’re saying. I probably don’t want to know.
Score: 5 out of 10
Overall Score: 3 out of 10

Huh, Alois Trancy, you have more creepy people than I’d like to admit. Perhaps you need to take a page out of the Phantomhive household and have only one demon around?

Animation:
            Kuroshitsuji II depended heavily on the CGI, but other than that, there was nothing wrong with it. The animation seemed flawless, there was little to no mix ups, save for Episode 10, “Zero Butler” where Ciel’s gloves went mysteriously disappearing during the zoomed out parts of the garden. Other than that, I can’t think of anything else to say about the animation. A lot of the voice actors came back (with some new ones, obviously) to voice the characters. J. Michael Tatum, why did you have that random sigh during the preview of Episode “Terrorist Butler”? Do you realise that you sent one of my friends into a fangirl fanatic that we had to give her two ice packs to cool her down?!

Overall Score: 6.5 out of 10
Plot:

Anyways, Kuroshitsuji II has twelve (12) episodes along with six (6) OVAs (Original Video Animations) to boot. Not bad, considering Kuroshitsuji I had 26 episodes, but no OVAs. This season is darker, creepier, and all around fast paced. There’s no slow build up to a great conflict, the viewer instantaneously dives into the story, starting off with Alois Trancy (listed above under Trancy Household) making a pact with Claude Faustus (the creeper). Thus, we now have two brats toting around demon butlers.
Wonderful
The plot, again, is set during the Victorian time period, but has its moderations. There are times where the plot does get a little lighter so the viewer has time to breathe and not drown in all the serious business that’s going down. In the end, Kuroshitsuji II ended on a good note, if not bittersweet. It wasn’t as slow paced as Kuroshitsuji I, which is a good thing if you don’t like slow paced anime, and it kept me on the edge of my seat. All in all, this series is worth watching.
However:
Before watching Kuroshitsuji II, you might want to go and watch Kuroshitsuji I so you could get a general idea of what is going on. I had a friend who did that (not naming names) and she was thoroughly confused until she went back and watched the first season. Then everything in Kuroshitsuji II made sense.

The only problem I have is the fact that it’s rather… not creepy, per se, but there was a lot of fanservice. That I could’ve done without (we have Ran Mao, why add in Hannah A-1 Pictures?); and it knocked the rating down a peg.
Overall Score: 9.5 out of 10
Setting:
            Victorian Era, with moderations, and a huge dosage of creepiness. Not all that spectacular.
Overall Score: 5 out of 10

Sources:


Some Images found on Google
Kuroshitsuji © Yana Toboso
Video found on YouTube (please support the official release!)
Anyone reminded of Umineko?

23.4.12

Umineko: When They Review



Symbol of the Ushiromiya family, the one winged eagle.
Scale: 1 – 10 (1 Blah - 10 Paafekto!)


So, here I am, watching anime when I notice a title on the screen:


Umineko no Naku Koro Ni, or better yet, When the Seagulls Cry


Of course, being the inquisitive little bugger I am, and highly curious due to the immense [in my personal opinion] popularity of Higurashi No Naku Koro Ni, or When the Cicadas Cry, as to what the series was about. Not only that, but I was bored. But hey, why sweat the little details.


Umineko is, and I quote,


"Considered as the third installment in the highly popular "When They Cry" series by 07th Expansion, Umineko no Naku Koro Ni takes place on the island of Rokkenjima (六軒島), owned by the immensely wealthy Ushiromiya family. As customary per year, the entire family is gathering on the island for a conference that discusses the current financial situations of each respective person. Because of the family head's poor health, this year involves the topic of the head of the family's inheritance and how it will be distributed. However, the family is unaware that the distribution of his wealth is the least of Ushiromiya Kinzo's (family head) concerns for this year's family conference. After being told that his end was approaching by his long-time friend and physician, Kinzo is desperate to meet his life's true love one last time: the Golden Witch, Beatrice. Having immersed himself in black magic for many of the later years in his life, Kinzo instigates a ceremony to revive his beloved upon his family's arrival on Rokkenjima. Soon after, a violent typhoon traps the family on the island and a string of mysterious murders commence, forcing the eighteen people on the island to fight for their lives in a deadly struggle between fantasy and reality." (lovemyanime.net)


Umineko is categorized by the anime community as a Contemporary Fantasy, Detective, Horror, Seinen, Thriller, and Violence. Well, the first episode is kind of dull, where you are met with Battler Ushiromiya, who is jumping up and down on a boat. Oh, and get used to him kids, he shows up a lot. The only reason why they're even going to Rokkenjima is because apparently there's this huge family conference that will determine the pecking order, I mean, the next successor of the Ushiromiya family. I won't bore you with the details that are as fine as sandpaper, but apparently Battler has a thing for incest…? I mean, he jumps on his cousin Jessica and mentions how big her… um, cleavage is. Also, Battler hates magic. Don't mention it around him unless you want to be shoved into a locker or a fist in your eye.


This guy is supposed to be our hero? Good lord, are we in trouble…


So let's jump right into the review with a bang and some Umineko music to help us go insane~! [Cue Beatrice Laugh] 


The Cast:

 
Humans vs Witches, who will win?


Ushiromiya Family:


For characters, they aren't all bad. They're like your everyday typical aristocratic family. Well, beside the fact that the grandfather/head of the household who is hell-bent on bringing his lover back to life. Let's take a look at them, and see if any of them are worthy of Beatrice's name! [Cue Beatrice Laugh]



Bitch, please, I'm Canadian -- wait, wrong show.


Ange Ushiromiya is Battler's little sister, and the only one to survive the disastrous ending on Rokkenjima by not going. After the incident in 1986, she is sent to an academy to become the next head of the Ushiromiya family. There, she begins to read Maria Ushiromiya's diary, and eventually learns the truth behind her family's disappearance. With her help, Battler is able to overcome his soul being shattered and fight his last battle with Beatrice, the Golden Witch. With an attitude and magic to back it up, Ange Ushiromiya packed a powerful punch and is willing to fight everything for her 'other' self's sake. She just wanted her brother back, after all.


8.5 out of 10






Phoenix Wright wants his Objection pose back.
Battler Ushiromiya, as the protagonist, is a red-haired young man with spectacular blue eyes. Get use to him flipping out over everything that's not real and ripping off Phoenix Wright's "OBJECTION!" pose, because he'll do that. With Battler, there is no such thing as magic. Ziltch, nada, zero, the goose egg – he doesn't believe in magic 0%. He assumes everything can and will be figured out by human reasoning and logic, and seems to have been stuck in a never-ending battle with the Golden Witch, Beatrice. There's no swaying this guy, to be honest. He's willing to stubbornly cling to the fact that magic and witches don't exist. His stubbornness will be his downfall, if it's not his perverted ways first.


5.5 out of 10










Let's do the creep everyone!


George Ushiromiya
is only son of Eva Ushiromiya and Hideyoshi Ushiromiya (and if you're curious, Eva is the blood relative of Kinzo, not Hideyoshi), who seems to be a creeper mofo hell-bent on having Shanon, the servant furniture, marry him despite being an Ushiromiya and without his parent's blessings. He demonstrates some smart moves and even martial arts in Episode IV-V Breakthrough, which makes up for his general creepiness. However, I would say keep this kid away from me and if you see him, call the police. Hell, even his character song, Ai no Sengen, is having Shanon (also known as Sayo) marry him, or rather, he's ordering her too. George Ushiromiya is simply one hell of a creepy mofo, in my opinion.


5.5 out of 10





The Original Combustion Man.
Kinzo Ushiromiya, for starters, is a douche. As in, he is willing to kill his own family to bring back his loved one. I can understand bringing back Fluffy the Cat and all, but one's dead mistress? This is probably why I shouldn't be reviewing this… oy vey. Well, he doesn't seem to care for his family, and sees them all as vultures ready to drop in and peck his non-seeing eyes out and take the money for themselves. In fact, I bet he's glad that they're all going to be sacrificed to bring back Beatrice. Overall, I wasn't impressed with this guy, and he seemed to be a character easily forgotten if he wasn't mentioned so many times. Not only does he go loopy-crazy, he also has an incestuous relationship with his own daughter, Beatrice Ushiromiya. Not the witch, but his daughter, because he thought it was his mistress all over again. That's a big turnoff, even by my standards. Not so paafekto.

4.5 out of 10



Uuu © Maria Ushiromiya


Maria Ushiromiya is the daughter of Rosa Ushiromiya, an unimportant character who dies many times and may or may not be bipolar. However, Maria is a smart little girl who loves flowers and magic and saying Uuu and Beatrice. Wait, who's Beatrice? Oh, she's apparently the "witch who lives in the forest" (Also, get used to seeing that name pop up; she'll be sticking around too). Anyways, Maria claims that she has met Beatrice and that had been promised to be taken to this "Golden Land," which doesn't make much sense but whatever. Sakutaro was given to her by her bipolar mother, Rosa, and eventually gives the toy his own soul, thus becoming "The Witch of Origins," as told by Beatrice. She's just a happy little psycho wrapped in a bundle of magic and sweets. Joy, she's like Rena from Higurashi. That makes her awesome in my book, if she didn't do the Uuu so much, she'd be paafekto.


9.5 out of 10

Good lord, if I was part of this family, I wouldn't want anything to do with them. The rest of the family I won't bother to go into detail much, save for several star characters (listed above). They're just the over-average of "MY MONEY, MY RULES LOL."


Overall, the characters display a brilliant dysfunctional setting within an aristocratic family.


Boy, aren't we all going to hell.


Overall score: 6.7 out of 10


Not bad for a dysfunctional aristocratic family. They aren't paafekto, but they're close.


The Servants Furniture:











There isn't anything to talk about you.

Genji
is the head of the servant furniture of the Ushiromiya family, and serves only Kinzo. Not much is known about this guy; quiet, always -trustworthy- and always willing to kill someone before they turn into sacrifices say wha? So yeah, apparently Genji can kill someone by merely placing a hand upon their heart, and a red rose of blood will appear on their chest, effectively killing them. Nothing else to note of him, other than he seems to be a simple butler. I wonder if Sebastian could learn something from him (and if any of you Kuroshitsuji fans come after me, I swear to god I'll stab you with Beatrice's pipe).




5 out of 10









... Who are you again? Oh, you're furniture. Never mind.


Kanon
is a servant furniture who refuses to give off any human emotion. He says, and I quote, "I am merely furniture" and will stop any friendly advances towards him. There are some cases where he does show emotion, when protecting Jessica (Daughter of Krauss and Natsuhi Ushiromiya), and when he does, it seems like Kanon dies every time. In my book, Kanon is a bad-ass with a snazzy hat, and should be treated as such. Do not piss this guy off, as he has a sword arm appear say wha? Yeah, apparently Kanon can summon a sword that is red on his arm. He used it to protect Jessica when Beatrice appears to use them as sacrifices in Episode II-I Middle Game. In my book, he's awesome. Now if I could get him out of that I-am-merely-furniture-thus-do-not-talk-to-me attitude…


7.5 out of 10








Ronove: The original Demon Butler.
Ronove
is quite simply, one hell of a butler. Yes, he's exactly like Sebastian from Kuroshitsuji, (also known as Black Butler to the English people playing at home) ranked 27th in Hell, Ronove is awesome. He can fight with magic, rebuke to Beatrice whenever the hell he wants, and can make the best damn cookies I could think of. Complete with a monocle and a moustache, Ronove is easily my favourite character. His personality is a perfect gentleman who speaks back and pokes fun at Beatrice whenever he wants. This servant furniture is paafekto in my book.



10 out of 10



Human form = Uguu~

 Sakutaro is the most uguu character ever, and I won't deny it. He's adorable as hell! Who wouldn't want a little lion that talks to them?! I mean, I would die to have this lil guy be my servant furniture! I wonder if Maria can let me borrow him… Anyways, Sakutaro is Maria's servant furniture, and cute to top it. He appears in Episode IV-I End Game, when Ange finds Maria's diary and thus begins speaking to her through it. Even the Purgatory Stakes go crazy over the little thing, and I don't blame them. Such a cute little thing, who could say no to him? Paafekto! [Cue Beatrice Laugh]


Plushie Form = SQUEEEEEEE!


10 out of 10









That's... every fanboy's dream come true.
Seven Stakes of Purgatory are the servants the furniture of the witches that summon them. There are obviously seven of them, starting with Lucifer (Pride), Leviathan (Envy), Satan (Wrath), Belphegor (Sloth), Mammon (Greed), Beelzebub (Gluttony), and finally, Asmodeus (Lust). I won't go into each one individually, but it doesn't matter if they're on their own or in a group, these girls will kill you in less time than it does to put on makeup. Each one has a different personality, which makes them great, and they're deadly in their own right. There's nothing much I can say about the Seven Stakes, sadly. Sheer brutality with the ability to switch sides with the likes of a flip of the coin; the Seven Stakes are a dangerous beauty. Not quite paafekto, but close!

8.5 out of 10











The object of George's (and fanboy's) obsession.
Shanon
Shan(n)on is Kanon's older sister and is also a servant a piece of furniture. She is in love with George and is engaged to him. She has the ability to create protective force fields around people… huh? Wait, so she has the ability to create force shields? Where were those in Star Wars? Ugh… Annnnyways, Shanon is a sweet lil gal who does what she's told, and even though she dies horribly every freaking time, she always ends up engaged to George Ushiromiya, despite the fact that y'know, she's
a servant a piece of furniture. Shanon is a quiet character, and readily accept everything that happens, but does have a backbone to defy the odds, she even defies Beatrice. Not exactly paafekto material, but she's a character that I would want on my side.




6.5 out of 10




Overall Score: 7.9 out of 10


The Witches:

Glorify my name!


Beatrice, the Golden Bitch Witch is the main antagonist for the show. For me, she has a sharp wit and a complex past, which makes me happy. I love antagonists that show a spine towards the protagonist. With her golden butterflies, and the "Glorify my name," quota, what is there not to like? Not only that, but with Kinzo constantly summoning her to be a creeper, I wouldn't blame her for being the way she is. Not only that, but I mean… comon, she's Beatrice the Golden fucking Witch. How can anyone top that?! To me, Beatrice is paafekto. If I were a witch-in-training, Beatrice would totally be my role model.


10 out of 10











Bitch please, I kill with cake.
Eva-Beatrice
is a bundle of psychotic and childish dreams. Granted, I am cosplaying her this summer, but that doesn't mean I have to like her. She's a bitch who thinks she can get away with anything and everything. She even kills Maria of all people in one of the games that Beatrice and Battler fight in. I mean comon! I'm sorry to say, she isn't my favourite character, and I'm glad she got her nasty ending. A power-hungry witch with no other goals than to be a bitch, that's Eva-Beatrice, ladies and gents.


4.5 out of 10











Anyone reminded of Higurashi?
Lady Berkanstel
, in short terms, is a bitch. She teams up with Lambdadelta and decides that the "game" that Beatrice and Battler are having is entertaining, and thus torments the both of them through eternity. She is also partly responsible for the incident in Higurashi no Naku Koro Ni, alongside with Lambdadelta. Berkanstel is known as the "Witch of Miracles," as long as the "miracle" doesn't add up to zero. This character, frankly, is intriguing. I've always wanted know a bit more of Berkanstel, but alas, the anime doesn't do much to help with that. Oh well. She's a kick-ass witch, who can transform into a cat, and also is the one who helped Ange (read: tricked) into getting Battler his spirit back to finish the fight.



7.5 out of 10













Crazy blonde wearing pink? Check.
Lady Lambdadelta
is a psychotic blonde in a pink, Halloween-themed dress. Lambdadelta goes by the title of "The Witch of Certainty" and is also responsible for the events in Higurashi No Naku Koro Ni that happen three years prior to Umineko. Pretty much, don't fuck with her, or you'll end up regretting it. There's not much that I can say about her, since I don't much about this character. I just know that she and Berkanstel hate boredom and found that the battle between Beatrice and Battler was entertaining. Thus, they both decided to torment both in an endless battle. If she weren't blonde and wear pink all that much, I think she'd my twin, unless Eva-Beatrice can take that spot by fighting. Although, I doubt that's highly likely.


8.5 out of 10






Don't trust that smling face.



Maria-Beatrice
or rather, "The Witch of Origins," as Beatrice calls her. A delightful package of power, psychopathic tendencies, and more Uuu to boot, Maria-Beatrice is not a witch one would want to cross. After Mommy Dearest destroys Sakutaro, Maria goes bat-shit insane. She even states in Episode VI-III Prophylaxis that she just got around to "feeling better" after killing Rosa over 100 times. Tell me this kid isn't psychotic. I dare you. Over all, after she becomes a witch, Maria is completely awesome. Not quite paafekto, but really, really close.

9.5 out of 10









Snazzy hat there, teacher~
Virgilia
was Beatrice the Golden Witch former teacher. Her name was originally Beatrice, but when the Golden Witch took over, Battler gave her the name of Virgilia. She shows up in Episode III-I Castling, calling Beatrice "Princess." Eventually, she trains Beatrice in the ways of magic and gives up her title to her. Virgilia is alright, I don't know much about her, although she does have a kickass fight with Beatrice in Episode III-III Positional Battle, which if that's how witches fight, I better be careful. That was a pretty epic fight, in my opinion. Overall, she's not paafekto, but she's a favourite.



6.5 out of 10









These witches may seem cute and innocent, but each one harbors an evil, dark side. Don't ever trust them.

Overall Score: 7.8 out of 10



Creativity:


Animation:


Company StudioDEEN did the animation for Umineko, which didn't go down very well with the fans of the series. Umineko no Naku Koro Ni was originally a visual novel published by 07th Expansion, and third installment of the "When They Cry" series [reiterating from above]. However, the anime itself did not claim as many fans as the visual novels did. First off, it lacked the dramatic flair that the visual novels did, and seemed to cut out a lot of things, and the attempts to tie everything together were executed poorly. A friend of mine mentions that it looked like that Studio DEEN "didn't really try to make it be of excellent quality," and she's right. I noticed that the animation looked sloppy at times, and it didn't really flow correctly. They attempted to tie too many storylines/story arcs into 26 episodes. There's no way that it could be executed properly. They could've gone to at least maybe 40 episodes, if not 30 to give it a clean ending.


Overall Score: 5.5 out of 10


Plot:


The plot itself I love. Here is again for those who are lazy to scroll up:


"Considered as the third installment in the highly popular "When They Cry" series by 07th Expansion, Umineko no Naku Koro Ni takes place on the island of Rokkenjima (六軒島), owned by the immensely wealthy Ushiromiya family. As customary per year, the entire family is gathering on the island for a conference that discusses the current financial situations of each respective person. Because of the family head's poor health, this year involves the topic of the head of the family's inheritance and how it will be distributed. However, the family is unaware that the distribution of his wealth is the least of Ushiromiya Kinzo's (family head) concerns for this year's family conference. After being told that his end was approaching by his long-time friend and physician, Kinzo is desperate to meet his life's true love one last time: the Golden Witch, Beatrice. Having immersed himself in black magic for many of the later years in his life, Kinzo instigates a ceremony to revive his beloved upon his family's arrival on Rokkenjima. Soon after, a violent typhoon traps the family on the island and a string of mysterious murders commence, forcing the eighteen people on the island to fight for their lives in a deadly struggle between fantasy and reality." (lovemyanime.net)


Just the fact of a never-ending battle between a witch and human fighting over whether or not magic exists is just pretty awesome. The studio that made the anime ruined it, but the visual novels delve deeper into it. Each character pulls their spots into the plot perfectly, and it's just… paafekto. Not only that, but 07th Expansion pulled elements from "And Then There Was None" by Agatha Christie, which is a definite plus. I love that book, and the general idea. There's nothing I can say bad about the plot of Umineko. However, I don't like the mess and tangle that it leaves in its wake. The story arcs are confusing, and constantly switching through during the episodes is kind of a nuisance when I want to watch a particular plot arc. That's a fail, and knocked the plot part down by a point and a half.


Overall Score: 8.5 out of 10


Setting:


The setting is during the 1900s, which mean Neo-Victorian. Which is awesome, why, because well, it's… the 1900s; what else can I say? A lot of stuff happened in the 1900s (like World War I & II, but we won't go there), and just the fact that the main story happens in various versions of 1986, and despite what happens, everyone dies. Well, maybe Ange and Battler, but Ange wasn't there in the first place, so she doesn't count, and if I mention how Battler gets out 'alive', that'll be spoiling it. So there, deal with it. There isn't much I can say about the setting, I mean, they're on a fucking island in the middle of nowhere, with no modern emergency people like the police, fire department and ambulance. Not only that, but it's based on a real place in Japan, no lie. Go look it up, because I'm not going to go searching for 15 minutes. I love the concept, and staying true to "And There Was None," but face it, it's been done before. Movies like Shutter Island and Mindhunters, and a lot more have been made prior to Umineko to the same style idea, so it's nothing new. It just has witches in it.


Overall Score: 6.5 out of 10


Sources:


“And Then There Was None” © Agatha Christie
Erin Hurt - The local Umineko Expert.
Images Found on Google and the Umineko wiki (listed below)
Kuroshitsuji © Yana Toboso
Lovemyanime.net
Mindhunters © Renny Harlin
Shutter Island © Dennis Lehane
Star Wars © George Lucas
Wikipedia.org
“When They Cry” series © 07th Expansion
Umineko Wiki